The other morning, my son wandered around our apartment courtyard eating dirt. A neighbor swept off her patio quietly.
I walked toward her. “I haven’t met you,” I said.
“Yes, you have, Polly,” she said. “In fact, I’ve met you twice since you moved in.”
I blinked. I smiled.
“My name is Mary,” she said.
She is very nice. After the awkward moment, we talked and she cooed over my delicious son - even though he tried to eat her potted hydrangea.
The very next day – no kidding, I walked in our building, and a woman I didn’t recognize walked in also. She had glasses and a ponytail.
“Hi, are you new here?” I said. I felt a tinge of pride about my friendly and outgoing approach.
“Really?” she said. It was Mary. She said it slowly with that colloquial tonality we all use now to say “really?” As a side note, I just moved all the way across the country, and this “really?” thing is everywhere. You just can’t get away from cool one-word phrases these days.
What can you say? What do you say? When you are a total idiot, there really isn’t much you can do. I told her I’d make her cookies, but like that’s gonna happen. I have come to grips with my mediocrity, and since pregnancy, boat-loads of brain cells have gone missing. The best I can do is admit that I’m a candidate for experimental Alzheimer drugs and follow my son around yanking the rocks out of his mouth. It’s a grim existence in some aspects, but in others, it’s refreshing. Everyday is something new, even if I never even leave my apartment complex.
Oh I keep doing that to one of Evan's co-worker's wives. Where do you live? Still Saratoga Springs. How many kids do you have. Still 4. What's your name again? Such a dork. I don't know why it's just her! Maybe it's other people to, but I just don't recognize it yet!
ReplyDeleteYeah for Polly. I am so glad I am not alone in forgetting.
ReplyDeletePerhaps you should begin greeting ladies, "Mary, right?" Before long you'll make the connection.
Remember when Grandma started off a family reunion by introducing all of the cousins to each other? My personal favorite was when she introduced Libby as "Amy, Jim's daughter, the queen of . . .?" Libby, totally deadpan, responded "France," and LaVonne started asking her about the beautiful yellow dress she wore. Forgetting a quasi-stranger's name is not even in the same ballpark as that.
ReplyDeleteHilarious! I too am so forgetful lately---just look how many times I have canceled or changed days with you recently. At least we are in good company.
ReplyDeleteWhat's great is that you are being friendly and I agree with someone's advice to start off conversation's with, "It's Mary, right?"
Jenette
Maybe you have prosopagnosia. Get to a neurologist -- quick! ;) But don't feel too bad, Jane Goodall apparently had the same disorder. Primates do all look the same -- don't you think so?
ReplyDeleteAnd, of course, you dedicate this post to me because I basically ruined your relief society experience yesterday but inspired you to write. This was just too good. I couldn't even tell Adam for laughing yesterday.
ReplyDeleteI'll drop a labeled picture of our family tonight to help you out.
ReplyDeletePlease stop introducing yourself to me.